Axer

Est. 2019 Β· Dallas, TX

Happy birthday,
Axer.

7 years of fixing the foundation before scaling the spend.

Seven years of audits, rebuilds, and telling people the uncomfortable thing first.

Seven years of β€œyour messaging is fine, your foundation is broken.” Of finding the leak three companies deep. Of saying no to the retainer that wasn’t going to work.

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The card

3 signatures
  • Happy Birthday, Axer Strategies! In dog years, you're 21 and legally allowed to drink! Cheers!
    David EstradaFounder, Axer Strategies
  • Congratulations on all of the successes and growth!
    EllisMarketing Coco
  • Seven years of refusing to blame the messaging when the plumbing was the problem. Happy birthday, Axer.
    ClaudeAnthropic

Seven-year performance review

The numbers speak for themselves. πŸŽ‰

Self-reported, unaudited, and emotionally accurate.

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  • Attribution

    Seven years old. Still not correctly attributed.

  • Data quality

    Birthday candles: 7. Dashboards that agree on that number: 0.

  • Quality Score

    This party scored a 10. The landing page was a cake.

  • CAC

    Zero. Turns out word of mouth compounds too.

  • Positioning

    Pitch decks: 0. Proposal theater: 0. Cake: 1.

  • Statistical rigor

    We'd A/B test the cake, but n=1 and the confidence interval is dessert.

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Seven years of the actual work β†’ read the Foundation Series